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Who (Hu) Is the President of China Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu。
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya?asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’’s the man’s name.
George: That’s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
Vagy másféleképpen, némi USA-belpolitikai ismereteket is feltételezve: Guess Hu's Coming To Lunch
Getting ready for the visit of the head of state of a major world power is a lot of work. H I has managed to get a partial transcript of a coaching session conducted by Secretary of State Rice for President Bush in preparation for the visit to Washington of President Hu Jintao of China.
Rice: Ok, Mr President, let's go over it again. Hu is the President of China.
W: I dunno. Who?
Rice: Right, sir.
W: Condy, just tell me who is the President of China?
Rice: Yes sir, he is.
W: Condoleeza, cut that out! What is the name of the President of China?
Rice: No sir, Watt is the Congressman from North Carolina.
W: Secretary Rice, how would you like to go hunting with the Vice President?
Rice: Ok sir, let's move on. Now sir, how do you say hello in Chinese?
W: How?
Rice: No sir, that's how you say hello in Native American.
W: What?
Rice: No sir, he is an African American
W: Who is an African American?
Rice: No sir, he's the President of China. Why don't I do the introductions.
W: Good idea, Condi. Let's move on. Any important calls?
Rice: Yes sir. President Chirac would like a few words.
W: Turkey!
Rice: No sir, France.
